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4/23/06 - To All You Code Monkeys...

Allen: This mp3 should be some kind of official song or something.

3/25/06 - "MSpaint your illogical childhood notions"

Allen: Not that this was me or anything...

3/14/06 - I'm In Heaven...

Allen: VMWare is a pretty neat piece of free software, mainly because it led to this:







The virtual machine was so virtual that I had a hard time transfering a mouse driver to the DOS box. I eventually tracked down an open-source program that creates ISO images from files on your hard drive and mounted it as a CD so the DOS box could see it. TOTALLY WORTH IT.

3/7/06 - AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!1111

Allen: They've done it and finally released Command & Conquer: The First Decade, a collection of all 12 C&C games that will work on Windows XP. I'll finally be able to fire ion cannons and put up obelisks in the middle of the other guy's base again!

2/20/06 - from the kitchen table...

Amy:

2/20/06 - Happy Birthday to..

Allen: Charles Barkley!

2/3/06 - "to leave no doubt about the outcome"...

Allen: LIVERMORE, California (AP) -- Officials at the Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory have added a new weapon to their armory: a high-powered machine gun that can fire more than 50 rounds per second.



From the article:
"... they simultaneously fire 7.62mm bullets from six barrels at up to 4,000 rounds per minute, powerful enough to take down an enemy aircraft or helicopter, officials said."

2/2/06 - TWPG

Allen: I didn't choose the name, but the company I work for, Thomas Weisel Partners Group went public today. I'm waiting to see what happens after the first few days of trading.

2/2/06 - Math Is Weird...

Allen: when the layman's wording goes "it is possible to 'comb a hairy donut flat'."

1/26/06 - Top 10 Reasons Why OS X Has No Viruses Yet

Allen: From Slashdot:

10) Ten million+ active boxes still "too small a number" to target.

9) Worlds virus writers all work at Valve; have no idea what the hell OS X is.

8) OS X originally scheduled to have virus this year; pushed back till Q2 next year to add Intel support and a Universal Binary.

7) Russian Mafia all actually use Macs, tell underlings to keep macs virus free so they don't have to run virus scanners.

6) Forget buffer overflows; real mechanism viruses use to spread is actually second mouse button.

5) No viruses released for sale on ITMS yet.

4) Actually viruses everywhere but Jobs Reality Distorition Field keeps Mac users thinking they are not there.

3) XCode secretly detects and transforms viruses into RSS readers instead at compile time; explains glut on Macs.

2) Virus writers accientally dragged virus into one of several hundred "Untitled Folders" on Desktop, now have no idea where it is.

1) Mac owners just too damn pretty for God to let them get viruses.

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